The Best Instagram Captions For Halloween

Updated: Jul 1

1. Get in loser. We're going haunting.

2. Fangs for the memories.

3. Eat, drink and be scary.

4. Only bad witches can drive stick.

5. I'm a haunt mess.

6. Bugs and hisses, witches.

7. Basic witch.

8. I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.

9. Squad ghouls.

10. Hot ghoul Halloween.

11. With my boo crew.

12. Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.

13. Bow down, witches.

14. Ready, set, ghoul.

15. Witch better have my candy.

16. Too ghoul for school.

17. Feeling fang-cy.

18. You better work, witch.

19. No tricks, just treats.

20. Ghouls just wanna have fun.

21. Trick or treat yo self.

22. If the broom fits, fly it.

23. Having a bloody good time.

24. Double double, toil and trouble.

25. Hocus Pocus and chill?

26. If you've got it, haunt it.

27. Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

28. Shake your BOO-ty.

29. Keep calm and carry a wand.

30. Swish swish, witch.

31. Witchful thinking.

32. You look better with the mask on.

33. The ghostess with the mostess.

34. Too gourd to be true.

35. This witch likes wine.

36. Cutest pumpkin in the patch.

37. You make me batty.

38. Creature feature.

39. This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

40. Keep calm and carry a wand.

41. You look better with the mask on.

42. Not going to eat candy? That's witchful thinking.

43. Mischief managed.

44. Had a spook-tacular night.

45. I'm here for the boos.

46. What's up, pumpkin?

47. I don't celebrate Halloween. I am Halloween.

48. Are you afraid of the dark?

49. Bad to the bone.

50. Mons-terrific.