1. We found love in a hopeless plate.
2. If only taking a picture made this meal last longer.
3. I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
4. Party like a guac star.
5. Send noods.
6. Calories don't count at happy hour.
7. A taste of the food life.
8. Life is a combination of magic and pasta.
9. Call me Kim Carbdashian.
10. Everything is fine if it is made of chocolate.
11. Savor the flavor.
12. Miso hungry.
13. Fries over guys.
14. Don’t be eye candy, be soul food.
15. There is no sincere love than the love of food.
16. In the mood for food.
17. I'm not drooling, you are.
18. Bake it till you make it.
19. Donut kill my vibe *insert donut emoji*
20. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
21. You bake me happy.
22. But first, brunch.
23. A well-rounded treat.
24. Donut worry be happy.
25. Pie love you.
26. I’m crazy pho you.
27. Eyes on the fries *insert fries emoji*
28. I knead this in my life.
29. Life is short. Eat more donuts.
30. Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
31. I followed my heart and it led me to the kitchen.
32. Slice, slice baby *insert pizza emoji*
33. The slice is right.
34. Round or square, thick or thin, every pizza is beautiful.
35. Make salsa, not war.
36. Always crust your instincts.
37. In a relationship with tacos.
38. Exhale negativity, inhale tacos.
39. Don't be upsetti. Eat spaghetti.
40. A penne for your thoughts.
41. There's no we in fries.
42. Take a guac on the wild side.
43. The fries is right.
44. Status: in a relation-chip.
45. Holy macaroni *insert noodle emoji*
46. Let's ketchup.
47. My love language is pizza.
48. Carbe diem.
49. Make pizza. Not war.
50. You had me at tacos.
51. Be nice. Share a slice.
52. Wake up and smell the tacos.
53. Always be yourself, unless you can be a pizza.
54. Feed me tacos and tell me I'm pretty.
55. You want a pizza me?
56. A well balanced meal is a slice in both hands.
57. Stuffed to the gills.
58. Pasta la vista.
59. Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
60. Rice to meat you.
61. Neato burrito *insert burrito emoji*
62. Mac and cheese please.
63. You're the only bun for me.
64. Where you bean all my life?
65. Bean there, done that.
66. Say cheese *insert cheese emoji*
67. Cool as a cucumber.
68. Either you love burritos, or you're wrong.
69. Never eat more than you can lift.
70. I've got my eyes on the fries.
71. Don't go bacon my heart
72. Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
73. You can't live a full life on an empty stomach.
74. Eat pasta, run fasta.
75. Be a cupcake in a world of muffins
76. You guac my world.
77. You can't please everyone, you are not cake.
78. Cheese is the glue that holds my life together.
79. Food before dudes.
80. The secret ingredient is always cheese.
81. Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
82. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
83. I followed my heart and it lead me to the buffet.
84. She believed she could, sushi did.
85. They call me ranch because I be dressing.
86. All I want is food and affection.
87. I don't want to taco 'bout it.
88. In pizza we crust.
89. You gotta nourish to flourish.
90. Just a general life update: Still hungry.