Mean Girls Quotes That Are So Fetch

Updated: Jul 13

1.

"Is butter a carb?”

—Regina George

2.

"I want my pink shirt back!”

—Damian

3.

"You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?"

—Karen Smith

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4.

"That's so fetch!"

Gretchen Wieners

5.

"So, you agree? You think you're really pretty?"

—Regina George

6.

"It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."

—Karen Smith

7.

"You go, Glenn Coco!"

—Damian

8.

"She doesn't even go here!"

—Damian

9.

"I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom."

—Mrs. George

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10.

"Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism."

Gretchen Wieners

11.

"Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries."

—Regina George

13.

"Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George."

—Ms. Norbury

14.

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."

—Karen Smith

15.

"Your mom's chest hair."

—Janis Ian

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16.

"I can't go to Taco Bell. I'm on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!"

—Regina George

17.

"That's the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen."

—Regina George


18.

"I want to lose three pounds."

—Regina George

19.

"I know I may seem like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch."

—Cady Heron

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20.

"The limit does not exist." —Cady Heron

21.

"I'm a mouse. Duh." —Karen Smith

22.

"You can't sit with us!"

—Gretchen Weiners

23.

"Boo, you whore."

—Regina George

24.

"In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in the girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it."

—Cady Heron

25.

"I can't go out tonight. *fake coughs* I'm sick.”

—Karen Smith

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26.

"You smell like a baby prostitute."

—Janis Ian

27.

"It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something."

—Cady Heron

28.

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"

—Karen Smith

29.

"Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

Gretchen Wieners

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30.

"She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives."

—Janis Ian

31.

"Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back."

—Regina George

32.

"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"

Gretchen Wieners

33.

"Your face smells like peppermint."

—Aaron Samuels

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34.

"I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend. So, just promise me you won't make fun of her."

—Regina George

35.

"Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness?"

—Janis Ian

36.

"There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."

—Janis Ian

37.

"It's October 3rd."

—Cady Heron

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38.

"Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya."

—Ms. George

39.

"Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position. Don't have sex standing up, just don't do it. Promise?"

—Coach Carr

40.

"She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even, whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, why didn't you call me back? And I'd be like, why are you so obsessed with me?"

—Regina George

41.

"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."

—Janis Ian

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42.

"Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool."

—Cady Heron

43.

"So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins."

—Karen Smith

44.

"Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!"

—Amber D'Alessio

45.

"One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome."

—Bethany Byrd

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