Mean Girls Quotes That Are So Fetch

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1.

“Is butter a carb?”

— Regina George



2.

“I want my pink shirt back!”

— Damian Leigh



3.

“You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?”

— Karen Smith



4.

“That's so fetch!”

— Gretchen Wieners



5.

“So, you agree? You think you're really pretty?”

— Regina George



6.

“It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.”

— Karen Smith



7.

“You go, Glenn Coco!”

— Damian Leigh



8.

“She doesn't even go here!”

— Damian Leigh



9.

“I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom!”

— Mrs. George


10.

“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism.”

— Gretchen Wieners



12.

“Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.”

— Regina George



13.

“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”

— Ms. Norbury



14.

“On Wednesdays, we wear pink.”

— Karen Smith



15.

“Your mom's chest hair!”

— Janis Ian



16.

“I can't go to Taco Bell. I'm on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”

— Regina George



17.

“That's the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen.”

— Regina George



18.

“I want to lose three pounds.”

— Regina George



19.

“I know I may seem like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.”

— Cady Heron



20.

“The limit does not exist.”

— Cady Heron



21.

“I'm a mouse. Duh!”

— Karen Smith



22.

“You can't sit with us!”

— Gretchen Wieners



23.

“Boo, you whore.”

— Regina George



24.

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in the girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it.”

— Cady Heron



25.

“I can't go out tonight. *fake coughs* I'm sick.”

— Karen Smith