70 best Sex & The City quotes of all time

Updated: Oct 16

1. “Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?” —Miranda Hobbs

2. “F*ck me badly once, shame on you, f*ck me badly twice, shame on me.” —Samantha Jones

3. “Ever thine, ever mine, ever ours.” —Mr. Big

4. “I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t live without each other love.” —Carrie Bradshaw

5. “The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you and the rest don’t know how to screw you.” —Samantha Jones

6. “You dated Mr. Big. I’m dating Mr. Too Big.” —Samantha Jones

7. “I revealed too much too soon, I was emotionally slutty.” —Carrie Bradshaw

8. “We finally have the penis working, I don’t want to scare it.” —Charlotte York

9. “I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet.” —Carrie Bradshaw

10. “I feel the same way about being a bridesmaid as you feel about botox, painful and unnecessary.” —Samantha Jones

11. “The most exciting, challenging, and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself, and if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that’s just fabulous.” —Carrie Bradshaw

12. “I’d like a cheeseburger, please, large fries, and a Cosmopolitan.” —Carrie Bradshaw

13. “I’m a trisexual. I’ll try anything once.” —Samantha Jones

14. “Abso-f*cking-lutely.” —Mr. Big

15. “Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed, maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with.” —Carrie Bradshaw

16. “Gay men understand what’s important; clothes, compliments, and c*cks.” —Samantha Jones

17. “They say nothing lasts forever. Dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.” —Carrie Bradshaw

18. “He raped my face. I’m never dating again.” —Charlotte York

19. “We keep dresses we’ll never wear again, but we throw away our ex boyfriends.” —Carrie Bradshaw

20. “Balls are to men what purses are to women. It’s just a little bag, but we’d feel naked in public without it.” —Carrie Bradshaw

21. “There is a good way to break up with someone, and it doesn’t involve a post-it.” —Carrie Bradshaw

22. “After all, seasons change, so do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it’s comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart, and if you’re very lucky, a plane ride away.” —Carrie Bradshaw

24. “What’s the big mystery? It’s my clitoris, not the Sphinx.” —Miranda Hobbs

25. “Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates, and guys are just people to have fun with.” —Carrie Bradshaw

26. “Women come to New York for two Ls, labels and love.” —Carrie Bradshaw

27. “Ugly sex is hot. Some of the best sex I’ve had is with people I can’t stand.” —Anthony Merentino

28. “I read that if you don’t have sex for a year, you can actually become revirginized.” —Charlotte York

29. “It wasn’t logic, it was love.” —Carrie Bradshaw

30. “He doesn’t even know me, the least he could do is get to know me before he rejects me.” —Miranda Hobbs

31. “Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better.” —Carrie Bradshaw

32. “I curse the day you were born.” —Charlotte York

33. “So what are we going to do? Sit around bars, sipping Cosmos and sleeping with strangers when we’re 80?” —Carrie Bradshaw

34. “I’ll bring the cocktails.” —Samantha Jones

35. “Sexy is what I try to get them to see after I win them over with my personality.” —Miranda Hobbs

36. “I want to enjoy my success, not apologize for it.” —Miranda Hobbs

37. “A closet full of clothes, nothing to wear.” —Carrie Bradshaw

38. “The fact is, sometimes it’s really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That’ why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.” —Carrie Bradshaw

39. “I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.” —Samantha Jones

40. “Beauty is fleeting, but a rent controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever.” —Carrie Bradshaw

41. “You shouldn’t have to sacrifice who you are just because somebody else has a problem with it.” —Carrie Bradshaw

42. “Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” —Carrie Bradshaw

43. “Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places.” —Carrie Bradshaw

44. “Don’t play hard to get with a man who’s hard to get.” —Samantha Jones

45. “Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.” —Carrie Bradshaw

46. “Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives.” —Carrie Bradshaw

47. “Oh please, there’s always a competition with an ex, it’ called who will die miserable.” —Samantha Jones

48. “Listen to me! The right guy is an illusion. Start living your lives.” —Samantha Jones

49. “Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe, you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.” —Carrie Bradshaw

50. “There comes a point in every relationship when romance gives way to reality.” —Carrie Bradshaw

51. “I love you but I love me more.” —Samantha Jones

52. “Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely how we feel, stop deciding exactly what we want, and just see what happens.” —Carrie Bradshaw

53. “For something called a fling, it looks like a lot of work.” —Charlotte York

54. “I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.” —Charlotte York

55. “The most exciting, challenging, and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself, and if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that’s just fabulous.” —Carrie Bradshaw

56. “Some love stories aren’t epic novels, some are short stories. But, that doesn’t make them any less filled with love.” —Carrie Bradshaw

57. “Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?” —Samantha Jones

58. “Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls, because they can.” —Samantha Jones

59. “The hard thing about fighting in relationships is that there's no referee. There's no one to tell you which comments are below the belt. As a result, someone usually gets hurt.” —Carrie Bradshaw

60. “I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.” —Carrie Bradshaw

61. “After all, seasons change, so do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart, and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.” —Carrie Bradshaw

62. “I am fifty f*cking two, and I will rock this dress.” —Samantha Jones

63. “I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers, now I know they are people who have recently moved in with someone.” —Carrie Bradshaw

64. “To me the mark of a fine penis is width.” —Miranda Hobbs

65. “Easy? You men have no idea what we’re dealing with. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.” —Samantha Jones

66. “And that phrase great love, what does that even mean?” —Carrie Bradshaw

67. “Monogamy is on its way out again. It had a brief comeback in the 90’s, but as the millennium approaches everyone is leaving their options open.” —Stanford Blatch

68. “But it can happen, people do live happily ever after.” —Charlotte York

69. “Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.” —Carrie Bradshaw

70. “You and I are like that red wall. It is a good idea in theory, but somehow it doesn’t quite work.” —Carrie Bradshaw

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