50 Christmas Instagram Captions

1. ”Dear Santa, I can explain.”

2. ”Bah humbug.”

3. ”Don’t be a ho.”

4. ”Ho^3.”

5. ”The most wine-derful time of the year.”

6. ”I’m on the naughty list.”

7. ”Ho, ho, ho.”

8. ”Feeling pine.”

9. ”Sleigh.”

10. ”Feeling frosty.”

11. “Up to snow good.”

12. “Tis the season to be freezing.”

13. “Believe in your elf.”

14. “Yule be sorry.”

15. “Make it rein.”

16. “My favorite color is Christmas lights.”

17. “Birch, please.”

18. “Feliz naughty dog.”

19. “Dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

20. “All the jungle ladies, all the jingle ladies.”

21. “Baby, it’s cold outside.”

22. “It was love at frost sight.”

23. “Dear Santa, define nice.”

24. “Resting grinch face.”

25. “Meet me under the mistletoe.”

26. “There’s snow place like home.”

27. “Holiday cheer? I thought you said holiday beer.”

28. “Oh, deer.”

29. “Merry Elfin’ Christmas.”

30. “Single bells, single bells, single all the way.”

31. ”Fa-lala-la.”

32. ”Rebel without a claus.”

33. “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”

34. “Say it ain’t snow.”

35. “Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”

36. “I’m claustrophobic.”

37. “The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.”

38. “Go elf yourself.”

39. “Sparkly bows & mistletoe.”

40. “What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe.”

41. ”Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!”

42. ”It was the elves.”

43. “Ice, ice baby”

44. “You rock my Christmas socks.”

45. “All is calm, all is bright.”

46. “Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.”

47. “Feast mode.”

48. “Too bad we can’t gift wrap common sense.”

49. “Winter is coming.”

50. “It’s feeling a lot like Christmas.”