100 Instagram Captions For Halloween

Updated: Jan 9

1. Get in loser. We’re going haunting.

2. Fangs for the memories.

3. Eat, drink and be scary.

4. Only bad witches can drive stick.

5. I’m a haunt mess.

6. Bugs and hisses, witches.

7. Basic witch.

8. I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.

9. Squad ghouls.

10. Hot ghoul Halloween.

11. With my boo crew.

12. Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.

13. Bow down, witches.

14. Ready, set, ghoul.

15. Witch better have my candy.

16. Too ghoul for school.

17. Feeling fang-cy.

18. You better work, witch.

19. No tricks, just treats.

20. Ghouls just wanna have fun.

21. Trick or treat yo self.

22. If the broom fits, fly it.

23. Having a bloody good time.

24. Double double, toil and trouble.

25. Hocus Pocus and chill?

26. If you’ve got it, haunt it.

27. Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

28. Shake your BOO-ty.

29. Keep calm and carry a wand.

30. Swish swish, witch.

31. Witchful thinking.

32. You look better with the mask on.

33. The ghostess with the mostess.

34. Too gourd to be true.

35. This witch likes wine.

36. Cutest pumpkin in the patch.

37. You make me batty.

38. Creature feature.

39. This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

40. Keep calm and carry a wand.

41. You look better with the mask on.

42. Not going to eat candy? That's witchful thinking.

43. Mischief managed.

44. Had a spooktacular night.

45. I’m here for the boos.

46. What's up, pumpkin?

47. I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.

48. Are you afraid of the dark?

49. Bad to the bone.

50. Mons-terrific.

51. Everyday should be Halloween.

52. Caution! Black cat crossing.

53. Happy Haunting.

54. Fangs up!

55. Halloween night is simply bewitching.

56. I’m under your spell.

57. Wishing you a fang-tastic night.

58. Sweet like candy.

59. Having a ghoulish good time.

60. Never fully dressed without a wand.

61. Stay spooky.

62. Creeping it real.

63. It’s spooky season.

64. Keep calm and scare on.

65. Can be bribed with candy.

66. In ghoul company tonight.

67. My broomstick runs on scares.

68. Not every witch lives in Salem.

69. Who run the world? Ghouls.

70. Oh my ghouls.

71. Demons are a ghoul's best friend.

72. Are you afraid of the dark?

73. Bugs and hisses to my witches.

74. The ghostess with the mostess.

75. Fangs up.

76. Have a very scary Halloween.

77. Which witch is which?

78. Happy Haunting.

79. Feeling witchy on All Hallows Eve.

80. I am the pumpkin king.

81. Feeling fa-boo-lous tonight.

82. Amuck, amuck, amuck.

83. Must be the season of the witch.

84. Its alive!

85. I’m under your spell.

86. I'm a ghost with the most, babe.

87. Im so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.

88. Wishing you a fang-tastic night.

89. Double, double, toil and trouble.

90. Every day should be Halloween.

91. Something wicked this way comes.

92. What’s up, pumpkin?

93. Have a very scary Halloween.

94. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

95. Eat, drink, and be scary.

96. Just a bunch of hocus pocus.

97. Bad to the bone.

98. Feeling magical tonight.

99. The pumpkin king of my heart.

100. Mischief managed.